January 2010
14 posts
…and the list is set in motion.
armed...
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“anatidaephobia - the fear of that you are being watched by a duck.”
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did.
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my hero
Every person has a hero. Whether its a comic book character, an athlete, an actor, actress, singer, president, mom, dad, animal, imaginary or aliens from another planet.
Mine is from Singapore.
“I’ll trade you one for two nightmares of mine.
I have some where I die. I have...”
scarborough's next bottom model
T’was an ordinary day at work. I wore my customary work attire: black toque, black hoodie, flannel dickies work jacket, brown dickies work pants, safety boots, my back support, jock strap *wink*, super awesome work gloves and a face of a 9 to 5 man. until….
…I was making my delivery at some japanese restaurant along Yonge Street, patiently waiting for the manager to write the...
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“Halo + Ferngully = AVATAR”
I just know.
Girlfriend: How did you know I was on my period?
Me: 'cause when I stopped by at your work to visit, as soon as I stepped inside the store, you yelled at me.
“Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream.
That’s how I get...”
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fabrication of veto
Banky: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, okay? You following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!